I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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