Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
