how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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