4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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i came on her dog
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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