He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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