Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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