i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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