Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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