how can u be prego again
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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