btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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