"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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