they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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