therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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