Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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