smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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