I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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