its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
