I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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