Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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