And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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