I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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