I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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