She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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