My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
