Its about making memories worth repressing
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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