There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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