Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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