Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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