I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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