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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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