Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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