He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I lost the right to judge tonight
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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