Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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