Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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