So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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