There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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