I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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