He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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