that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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