so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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