you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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