I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's never too late to be topless.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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