he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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