Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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