I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
And my parents said I crawled through the house
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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