Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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