I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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