Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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