I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
please come you make the beer taste better
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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