Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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