You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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