I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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