So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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