Sry I called you an 8
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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